Fractured Thoughts

Happy Valentines Day Boys and Girls, well ladies, I suppose I don't think there are actually any guys who read my LJ.... Boys comment now to prove me wrong.
I was going to do a load of Valentines ficlets with all my favourite pairings but in the end the only one's who wanted to cooperate this evening were Yumichika and Ikkaku, and oddly a very short Kronos and Methos moment so here we are:

Bleach Yumi/Ikkaku PG ficlet (m/m and some m/f)

Ikkaku stuffed the chocolate into his mouth nodding in thanks at Matsumoto ignoring the faint narrowing of Yumichika’s eyes behind her. Matsumoto smiled at him leaning forward as she turned to Yumichika handing him a small box tied up in a blue ribbon. Ikkaku felt a stab of something as Yumichika smiled at her running a hand through his hair in a blatant show of flirting, “Why thank you Matsumoto, and happy Valentine’s day to you too.”
“You’re welcome boys, just don’t forget come White’s Day.” She twirled slightly waving a hand at them as she walked off “I’m off to find Taicho now I have some special chocolates for him.”
Ikkaku frowned at the chocolates in Yumichika’s hands remembering the piles left in their room for him. All these women giving chocolates to his friend as if Yumichika would even look twice at most of them.
“Don’t frown Ikkaku it isn’t beautiful at all.” Yumichika scolded before turning and walking off himself swaying his hips provocatively.

Yumichika looked up as Ikkaku stomped unhappily into their room hiding his smirk as Ikkaku growled at the growing pile of valentine gifts he had purposefully left out.
“Here.” Ikkaku thrust a plain box at him.
Yumichika smirked openly as he took the gift “And here I thought only girls gave gifts on Valentine’s day. Don’t worry I won’t forget you on White’s day.”
Ikkaku’s frown deepened “Che, you shouldn’t be taking all those gifts from girls. Just open it already.”
Yumichika’s smirk softened into a smile and he looked up at Ikkaku as he pulled the sake out of the box “Do you want to share?”



Highlander Kronos/Methos R (because it's the horsemen being them, and err this is a little grisly) (m/m)

Methos looked down at the still beating heart in Kronos' hand, his eyes widening he swayed closer to Kronos slightly.
"Here brother." Kronos handed the dripping organ to him "For you, so you know they'll never bother you again."
Methos let a smile grow across his face as he stared down at the still warm flesh "You always bring me the best presents..... Did they scream?"
"Oh yes like someone was ripping their hearts out of their chests." Kronos' grin widened "Because I was. No one kills you and lives.... No one except me." Kronos reached out a blood streaked hand and pulled Methos against him, who instantly wrapped his empty hand around his head to pull him in for a brusing kiss.

See romance is not dead.... even in the bronze age.